What Scares Sharon Ledwith?

Let’s jump straight in and ask Sharon a few questions to get us started. :-) What scared you most as a child?

I’m going to have to say those flying monkeys in The Wizard of Oz. I know, right? Those things scared the bejeebers out of me as a little girl. I remember I went and hid behind my mom until our then black and white television switched scenes. To this day, I’m still on high alert when I visit a zoo.

What scares you most as an adult?

I would have to say not being able to follow my dreams – no matter how big they are. If we don’t have that kind of freedom to be who we’re suppose to be, then how can we fully live our lives? We’re all here for a reason, it’s up to us to find out what that reason is.

Now for a little background. I had the pleasure of meeting Sharon Ledwith on-line at the Musa authors website. She’s such a wonderful support to her fellow authors, and I’m thrilled to call her a great writing buddy. Sharon’s debut novel, The Last Timekeepers and the Arch of Atlantis, released yesturday. Congratulations, Sharon!

You can find out more about Sharon on her blog and website, and also on FacebookTwitter, and Goodreads.

Sharon LedwithAbout Sharon Ledwith

Sharon Ledwith is the author of the middle-grade/YA time travel series, THE LAST TIMEKEEPERS, debuting through Musa Publishing this May 18, 2012. When not writing or digging up the past, she enjoys reading, yoga, kayaking, time with family and friends, and single malt scotch. Sharon lives in the wilds of Muskoka in Central Ontario, Canada, with her hubby, a water-logged yellow Labrador and moody calico cat.

So, let’s ask Sharon a few more spooky questions. Would you prefer to spend the night in a graveyard or a haunted house?

Graveyard. Hands down. Think about it. You’re out in the open. You can even climb a tree if there’s one there – which is pretty much a given. And hopefully there’ s a full moon so you can scan the area for anything unusual. Like a zombie. Or a werewolf. Yikes, come to think of it, maybe I should have chosen the haunted house…

What two objects would you take with you on your spooky sleepover?

A taser and bottle of single malt scotch. You asked.

The Last Timekeepers and the Arch of AtlantisWhen Amanda Sault and her four classmates are caught in a major food fight at school, they are given the choice of suspension or yard duty. It was a no-brainer. A two-week crash course in landscaping leads the kids to discover a weathered stone arch buried in an overgrown backyard. Instead of a forgotten lawn ornament, it turns out to be an ancient time portal from the lost continent of Atlantis. Chosen by an Atlantean Magus to be Timekeepers—legendary time travelers sworn to keep history safe from an evil force—the five children, along with two offbeat adults, are sent on the adventure of their lives to save the Earth from an uncertain future. The Timekeepers’ first mission lands them in England in 1214, where they must find an adolescent Robin Hood and his band of merry teens before history is turned upside-down.

Favourite six sentences from the book.

Amanda Sault silently studied the words she just scrawled: May 1st, 1214—Games and songs and revelry, act as the cloak of devilry. So that an English legend may give to the poor, we must travel to Nottingham to even the score.
Her thumb traced the words of the arcane riddle. Their first Timekeeper mission. Amanda knew this wasn’t the end of the story.
This was just the beginning.

You’re walking your dog late at night. He slips his collar and runs into the local cemetery. You follow him inside and find him sniffing at a freshly covered grave. Before you’re able to drag him away, a hand thrusts up through the soil and grabs your leg. What do you do?

I would yell, “Would you bloody well let go of my leg, Carrie?”

Sharon, thank you for providing us with such fun answers. I’m sure readers will join me in wishing you much success with The Last Timekeepers and the Arch of Atlantis and all your future projects.

 

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Mull It Over – Die For Me by Amy Plum

Whenever I finish reading a novel, I spend a few days mulling it over. I turn the plot, characters, and writing style around in my head, look at them from different angles, and try to decide what works, what flops , and why.

One book I’ve pondered recently is Die for Me by Amy Plum. It doesn’t make my all time favourite’s list (I enjoyed the read, but IMO aspects of the plot were convenient and under explained, and the chemistry between the two main characters didn’t fizz—all in all a bit samey to other PNR novels), but it does possess some remarkable qualities (aside from the stunning cover) that make it well worth reading.

 

Die for Me - Amy PlumWhen Kate Mercier’s parents die in a tragic car accident, she leaves her life–and memories–behind to live with her grandparents in Paris. For Kate, the only way to survive her pain is escaping into the world of books and Parisian art. Until she meets Vincent.

Mysterious, charming, and devastatingly handsome, Vincent threatens to melt the ice around Kate’s guarded heart with just his smile. As she begins to fall in love with Vincent, Kate discovers that he’s a revenant–an undead being whose fate forces him to sacrifice himself over and over again to save the lives of others. Vincent and those like him are bound in a centuries-old war against a group of evil revenants who exist only to murder and betray. Kate soon realizes that if she follows her heart, she may never be safe again.

The concept of ‘Revenants’ is a fresh take on an old idea. Zombies. Except these undead are guardians who sacrifice themselves to save others, then come back to life to die again another day. Original, original, original—the elusive quality agents always talk about. This book has it in bucket loads.

Parisian CafeBut, the aspect that truly takes my breath away is the location. Paris, for me, steels the show, becoming an enticing and vibrant character. Plum’s descriptions of cafés, museums, and Parisian life transport me to the French capital. It’s wonderful to re-discover places I’ve visited, roads I’ve walked down. Plum obviously loves this city with a passion that transfers to the page, and it’s contagious.

So, what will I take away from Die for Me? Definitely the setting. Not Paris, but the ability to transport readers to a place that feels real—even if it’s fictional.

I’m currently editing a novel that’s set in London. Since reading Die for Me, I’m taking extra care to treat the city like a character. I want my readers to experience the British capital in a similar way to Plum’s Paris.

So, I’d like to say a big thank you to Amy Plum for teaching me the importance of setting. And yes, I’ll read book 2, ‘Until I Die’, and most probably book 3, ‘If I Should Die’.

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7 Random Facts About Me

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I was recently (Well it might have been a few months ago, but who’s counting?) nominated for this Fantastic Award by Sharon Ledwith, a lovely author friend from Musa Publishing. She has a great blog you should visit! Thank you very much, Sharon! I am honoured!

 

 

So, in all due haste, I will now tell you the rules of this award:

  1. In a post on your blog, nominate 5 fellow bloggers for the Versatile Blogger Award.
  2. In the same post, add the Versatile Blogger Award.
  3.  In the same post, thank the blogger who nominated you in a post with a link back to their blog.
  4. In the same post, share 7 completely random pieces of information about yourself.
  5. In the same post, include this set of rules.
  6. Inform each nominated blogger of their nomination by posting a comment on each of their blogs.

And without further ado, here are seven random things about me:

Number One: I drink at least ten cups of tea a day.

Number Two: I live a stones throw from the set of Eastenders, and I regularly laugh at the mad people who queue for Big Brother along the road next to my local Tesco’s.

Number Three: I used to attend Pony Club Camp with Zara Phillips. (Haha, totally name dropping.) What, you don’t know who she is? She’s not an a-list celebrity, but she is royalty.

Number Four: The highlight from my trip to America was visiting the town of Mystic. Pizza anyone?Mystic Pizza

Number Five: I shared my first kiss with a boy when I was sixteen.

Number Six: I have a thing for men with long hair. ::blush:: And it all started with Michael Praed. Does anyone else remember the opening music to Robin of Sherwood where he runs through the forest?

Robin of Sherwood-Michael Praed

Number Seven: The highlight of my trip to Australia was fossicking for garnets in a wee backwater called Gemtree.
Gemtree

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And now, my picks for the nominations for ‘The Versatile Blogger’:

 

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Cover Reveal – THE LAST TIMEKEEPERS AND THE ARCH OF ATLANTIS

I’ve been excited about this cover reveal for some time, ever since I read the book blurb at the beginning of the year. Sharon Ledwith has a really exciting young adult book on her hands, and the cover doesn’t disappoint either. Gasp and behold its loveliness.

The Last Timekeepers and the Arch of Atlantis

 

THE LAST TIMEKEEPERS AND THE ARCH OF ATLANTIS BLURB:

When Amanda Sault and her four classmates are caught in a major food fight at school, they are given the choice of suspension or yard duty. It was a no-brainer. A two-week crash course in landscaping leads the kids to discover a weathered stone arch buried in an overgrown backyard. Instead of a forgotten lawn ornament, it turns out to be an ancient time portal from the lost continent of Atlantis. Chosen by an Atlantean Magus to be Timekeepers—legendary time travelers sworn to keep history safe from an evil force—the five children, along with two offbeat adults, are sent on the adventure of their lives to save the Earth from an uncertain future. The Timekeepers’ first mission lands them in England in 1214, where they must find an adolescent Robin Hood and his band of merry teens before history is turned upside-down.

 The Last Timekeepers and the Arch of Atlantis will be released on 12th May 2012. Be sure to add it to your Goodreads reading list here.

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When Our Brains Don’t Play Nice

A few months ago I made a mistake that still makes me squirm when I think about it. I misspelt the name of an author I interviewed on my blog. Not once, but four times. Yes, it was a face-palm moment.

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The author in question was very understanding, but I wanted to kick myself with my size nines. (I have big feet, but I’m also rather tall so it all balances out). Interestingly, when the author sent me a nice email asking for the error to be corrected, I still couldn’t see the misspelling. My brain kept telling me there wasn’t a problem. In the end I didn’t trust myself not to repeat the mistake, so I used the copy and paste function to ensure success.

I’m often plagued by a similar inability to spot mistakes when I edit. I understand this problem plagues most writers. Our brains fill in missing words or skim over misspelt ones. I’m sure you must have seen passages similar to the one highlighted below.

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, t he olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rgh it pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

I find it absolutely incredible that I’m able to read and understand this pile of gobbledygook. Can you?

So what can we do to stop our brains from tricking us into thinking our manuscripts are perfect? I’ve devised a wee list.

  • Lay your manuscript aside for a few weeks, longer if you have the time. The distance will allow you to revisit the story with fresh eyes.
  • Read your manuscripts backwards. (I’m not sure I’d have the patience to do this.)
  • Change the font and font size, or load the manuscript onto an e-reader. Often reading a story in a different format will highlight previously unseen errors.
  • Consider using editing software such as Autocrit. I’m sure there must be others, but I only have experience of using this particular software. It provides a report on overused words, clichés & redundancies, pronoun overuse, and homonyms to name just a few features.
  • Keep a list of your regular goofs and check each instance with the search and find feature on your word processing software.
  • Ask a friend to read your story. Beta readers are an invaluable resource. Fresh eyes will more than likely spot the mistakes you miss.

Have you tried any of these editing techniques before? Do you have any other suggestions I could add to the list? I’d love to hear what has or hasn’t worked for you in the past.

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Cover Reveal – After Dark by Emi Gale

I’m excited to be involved in another cover reveal. This time for YA author Emi Gale and her debut novel After Dark. So without further ado, lets take a peek.

 After Dark by Emi Gale

I really love this cover. The girl (Mac, I assume) is beautiful, strong, and mysterious. With her hair blown all over the place, it appears as if this picture has been taken outside and mid-action. She’s an outdoorsy, take-charge kinda girl, but sexy and stylish at the same time. The dark colours and headstone give a spooky, paranormal feel that match the title, After Dark, perfectly.

 

And now for the blurb :

What eighteen year old Mac Thorne doesn’t know will probably kill her.

In exactly eight months, five days, three hours and thirteen minutes, Mac has to choose what she’ll be for the rest of her life.
She has no choice but to pick. As a Changeling, it’s her birthright. To Mac, it’s a birthchore. Like going to school with humans, interacting with humans, and pretending to be human during the pesky daylight hours.
Once darkness descends, Mac can change into any supernatural form that exists — which makes her as happy as she can be. That is, until Winn Thomas, the biggest geek in her senior class figures out there’s more to what hides in the dark than most are willing to acknowledge.
In this first of the 19th Year Trilogy, Winn might know more about Mac than even she does, and that knowledge could end their lives, unless Mac ensures the powers-that-be have no choice but to keep him around.
You can add After Dark to your Goodreads reading list here, and find out more about Emi Gale at her blog here. My review of After Dark (yes I’ve been lucky enough to read it already) will be posted next week. :-)

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Agent Contest for YA/MG Writers

I’m interrupting my weekly post to tell you all about an amazing opportunity to get your query/MS in front of two literary agents: Julia Churchill of Greenhouse and Gemma Cooper of The Bright Literary Agency.

Ruth Lauren Steven

Ruth Lauren Steven

 

Author and writing buddy Ruth Lauren Steven is hosting this amazing contest on her blog. If you have a completed YA/MG MS then this competition is the perfect vehicle for you.

Check out all the information in her blog post.

 

 

RULES:

1) The contest is open to all fiction genres of YA and MG.

2) The contest is open on the 18th April only. The submission window is 9am – 5pm EST.

3) In that window, send your query letter and the first five pages of the ms in the body of the email. The address to send to is: lottiehumphries14@yahoo.co.uk 

4) The competition is only for followers of Ruth’s blog, so you must remember to follow her blog before you enter.

It would also be extra nice if you followed her on Twitter and liked her facebook author page but it’s not a rule :-)

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Oh, Heavens! I’ve Been Tagged!

Paranormal romance writer and writing buddy J.A. Belfield tagged me in a blogging chain game. The idea is to answer the sender’s 11 questions, then come up with your own 11 questions and pass them along to 11 bloggers. They in turn answer your questions and link back to your site when done.

I’ve done my best. Hope you enjoy. :-)

1. You’re stranded on a snowy mountain after the aircraft transporting you to [wherever the heck you like] makes a crash landing. Out of the 6 passengers and 2 pilots, only 2 have survived. You … and some dude who looks shockingly like your number 1 book boyfriend. But … you’ve now been stranded for close to 89 hours, and the closest you’ve seen to a food source is staring right back at you. So … which part of him do you plan to eat first?

Honestly, I’d rather die than eat someone, especially if I had to kill them first. If the dude really did look like my number 1 book boyfriend, then what better way to depart this life than wrapped in his embrace?

2. So … you have an evening of glitz and glamour ahead. But being the super-secret spy you are, you already foresee the night ending in a run for your life (or to protect your anonymity). Which means the all-important decision of footwear becomes a little complicated. Do you go for your favourite pair of freakishly awesome Jimmy Choos and hope you don’t end up on a cobblestone street? Or do you say to heck with it, and wear a skirt long enough to cover your battered Nikes?

Battered Nikes all the way! I’m all about comfort and practicality and long skirts create an awesome silhouette. Besides, they just don’t make pretty shoes for people with size 9 feet. :-)

3. If a global law was instated that each and every citizen of every country could only ever eat ONE type of cake for the duration of their lives and they each had to sign a contract binding them to their decision, what cake would you choose as your ‘can’t live without’?

Cheese

Cheese

I’m not a huge lover of cakes. I like the icing, but that’s about it. Now if you said I had to choose one cheese to eat for the rest of my life, I’d say, ‘Impossible!’ Cheese is my sinful after dinner treat. I love every variety, from the Cheshire brand my Nana used to feed me as a child, to the Brie and Gorgonzola that my dad favours. Life would be a very boring place without cheese. :-)

4. If you could choose ANY book (no matter how impossible the graphics required might seem) to be made into a film (movie for the U.S.ers), what book would you choose?

That’s a tough question. All the good ones have already been made into movies.

5. Okay, seeing as I brought it up above in the stranded question I have to know: who’s your No 1 (ONLY1!) book boyfriend? The. Ultimate. Fictional Male. Of your dreams!?

I’m not ashamed to admit that Edward Cullen was my first, totally inappropriate, book boyfriend. I guess I’ve always had a thing for obsessive, controlling, sparkling vampires. :-) I’m over him now, though it took a long time to purge him from my system.

Edward Cullan

Edward Cullan

Mr. Darcy is currently sitting in the Book Boyfriend top spot after I re-read Pride & Prejudice last month, but I’m always on the lookout for someone new…

Mr. Darcy

Mr. Darcy

6. And still with the book boyfriend, we’ll presume you didn’t eat all of him before the two of you were rescued, and he’s a forgiving kind of guy. So now he’s agreed to a date that doesn’t have him on the menu (at least not as the starter, anyway, if you get my gist). What’s the date? Where, what, why, how?

The perfect date with my book boyfriend would involve a walk to a special place I found as a child while out trekking on my horse. The field of wildflowers gently slopes to a small steam boarded by trees. Under the sweeping branch of an oak, out of the midday sun, we’d spread out our blanket, eat cheese sandwiches, and drink tea from a flask. Once we’d had our fill, we’d lie back and talk the afternoon away, taking an occasional splash in the cool water.

7. The government are clamping down on the atrocity otherwise known as social networking. Every social networker is permitted only one platform. So … which one can’t you live without? Choose your poison.

Facebook! No, Goodreads. Oh, this it too hard. Does social networking include my blog? I can’t live without my blog. I can’t choose. Damn the meddling government.

8. The hot girl always used to pick on you at school. She had all the boys flocking round her. All the cool kids following behind like sniffer dogs after crack (no pun intended … honestly). And some years have passed since you walked out of those school gates for the last time and thanked the heavens you’d never have to deal with her again. But then you walk into your local burger bar … and get served … by Miss Popular. Except she most certainly ain’t looking quite so pretty any more. To add to that, the server next to her is asking how she got on with finding a baby sitter for her rambunctious triplets. Tell me: is she worth your scorn? Or can you not resist the impulse to wallow in your better life?

Something similar to this has happened to me and let me tell you, nothing needed to be said. The girl’s expression spoke volumes. She knew. I knew. Nuff said.

9. Okay, an easier one for you as I’ve been pretty hard: what is your EARLIEST childhood memory? Is it even from this lifetime?

Playing with a tortoise in my dad’s greenhouse. I must have been about two and a half.

10. If you could travel through time, which year would you travel back to and why?

If I could ensure my safety and return journey—I have heaps of commitments so dying or getting injured isn’t an option—I’d love to travel back in time to the age of the dinosaurs. Ever since my mum took me to visit the Natural History Museum when I was seven, I’ve had a fascination with the ginormous monsters. I cried when I watched Jurassic Park for the first time. No, really! That moment when the camera pans to show the Brachiosaurus took my breath away.

Brachiosaurus

Brachiosaurus

11. And finally: we’ve suddenly discovered an anonymous donor is willing to pay for us all to get together but we only have 24 hours to argue and fight discuss rationally the destination. Which city’s corner are you fighting for?

Any city on the Australian coast. Just love that country. :-)

And here are my forwarding 11 questions:

  1. If you could live the life of any book heroine, who would you choose and why?
  2. Who was your first ever book boyfriend?
  3. What ingredients make up your perfect sandwich?
  4. Describe your most embarrassing moment. Yes, the one that makes your insides squirm every time you think about it.
  5. Which three books are at the top of your TBR pile?
  6. Who is your favourite literary villain and why?
  7. The world is going to end in 24 hours, how do you spend your last day on earth?
  8. What is your favourite movie adaptation of a book?
  9. Vampire, werewolf, or other?
  10. What is your favourite perfume?
  11. Describe your ideal holiday destination.

Tag! You’re It recipients.  If you participate, please make sure you leave a link back to where you answered my questions.

  1. Sharon Ledwith
  2. Stephanie Pace
  3. Michelle Krys
  4. Ann Montclair
  5. S.G. Rogers
  6. Emi J. Gale
  7. Lauren Hunter
  8. Patricia Yager Delagrange
  9. Emaginette
  10. Joanna Fay
  11. Cordelia Dinsmore

 

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What Scares Aimee Laine?

Let’s jump straight in. What scared you most as a child?

The IDEA of not having my family around me. Seriously. I was a true stay-at-home kinda kid. Hated going over to sleep overs and came home every night by midnight because I just couldn’t be away from my mom and dad. I’d get physically ill if they went on vacation without me. I have no idea how they dealt with me. :)

We’re still very close even though we’re 2 hours apart. :)

What scares you most as an adult?

I have an inane and ridiculous fear of asphyxiation if I throw up. I’m sure it’s a phobia in fact. I will do EVERYTHING humanly possible not to get sick and when I do, this fear claws at me. My other one is heights. I get anxiety-like symptoms when I even THINK about standing on top of a building and looking down. I went up the Sears Tower in Chicago years ago and stood on the inside part. Luckily there was so much fog, I couldn’t see anything. Went up the needle in Seattle about 7 years ago — same deal about where I stood, but when my girls ran up to the glass, I panicked and had to strap them in their stroller and roll away. I even get nauseous when looking at pictures people took from those heights, looking down. Yup. I do. And that goes back to my fear #1 and thus it is a cyclical problem.

I had the pleasure of meeting Aimee on-line at a writing and critiquing website called Scribophile. Since then, Aimee’s had wonderful success with a number of published books, most recently Hide & Seek.

You can find out more about Aimee on her blog and website, and also on Facebook, Twitter, and Goodreads.

Aimee Laine

Aimee Laine

About Aimee Laine

Aimee is a romantic at heart and a southern transplant with a bit of the accent (but not a whole bunch). She’s married to her high school sweetheart, and with him, she’s produced three native North Carolinians, two of whom share the same DNA.

With an MBA and a degree in Applied Mathematics, there’s absolutely no reason she should be writing romance novels. Then again, she shouldn’t need a calculator to add two numbers, either … but she does.

 

So, let’s ask Aimee a few more questions. Would you prefer to spend the night in a graveyard or a haunted house? (And yes, you
have to choose one or the other.) Please give reasons.

Graveyard absolutely. At least I won’t be contained by walls. And they aren’t scary at night. They are peaceful at night because the dead are asleep and you can’t tell they are there.

What two objects would you take with you on your spooky sleepover? Please give reasons.

My tennis shoes of course. ‘Cuz I gotta RUN.
My husband (he’s the object of my affection, so I think he counts). And there are oh so many reasons for this answer, but some reasons have to stay secret. ;)

Hide & Seek

Hide & Seek

Hide & Seek

Lie, cheat or steal, no one can catch Tripp Fox. Except one woman.
Lexi Shepherd’s knack for finding whatever is asked of her isn’t sheer luck. It’s a gift from the Greek god Zeus.
That Lexi doesn’t use her ability to search for “Mr. Right” comes from one of many personal rules she has set for herself. Number one is not to let fate dictate her future.
Falling in love with Tripp breaks all the others.
Despite her principles, Lexi’s unable to stay away from the bad boy, and she finds herself toeing the grey line of the law for him.
Zeus, though, didn’t give Lexi and Tripp their talents to make their relationship a simple, easy alliance. He designed it to be exactly the opposite. Impossible. Always.
With their separation, Lexi expects Tripp to forfeit love in favor of destiny. He, on the other hand, intends to beat Zeus at his own game. With a plan in place, Tripp challenges Lexi to take the one action no one else can.
Find him.
The question isn’t can she … but will she?

Favourite six sentences from the book.

He shushed her with the touch of a finger to her lips. “Do you trust me, Lexi? Will you, just for a moment, or a few days, even a week, set aside the moral compass against which you measure me day in and day out and just trust me?”
She bit at the side of her lip. Can I? Wasn’t that exactly the prob- lem that brought me here?

Buy it now from Amazon.

And for my final question…You’re walking your dog late at night. He slips his collar and runs into the local cemetery. You follow him inside and find him sniffing at a freshly covered grave. Before you’re able to drag him away, a hand thrusts up through the soil and grabs your leg. What do you do?

My heart picks up speed, thrumming in my chest. A scream leaves my lips. I kick at the hand, breaking from its skeletal grasp, the piece of bone and dirt whinging into the air like shrapnel. I race off toward the exit, wondering at the fact I hold a limp leash in my hand. I’m not a dog person. Never have been. Have I crossed into another dimension? Did the dog lead me to the cemetery, to the rotting corpse who’d decided to jump up and grab me? And where did the dog go?
I stop at the exit and turn, wonder playing through my mind as my heart’s beat furiously pumps blood through my core.
If it’s not my dog, because how could it be since I don’t own one, then why had I been walking it and where did it go?
Maybe that hand thing grabbed it, too, and ate it.
Yeah, that’s probably it.
I turn back around to leave.
The dog sits just behind me. Teeth gnashing, growl building in its fleshy jowls.
With one push of its legs, it leaps toward me.
I can’t even cover my face before it digs its paws into my chest, knocking me flat to my back. All air in my lungs is pressed out, leaving my gasping. Claws dig into my upper body, over and over.
Over and over.
Over and over and over and over.
Until the face staring back at me mewls.
I blink, unable to understand. The dog is meowing?
How is this possible?
A strangled garble escapes my throat, dryness caking my tongue.
I’m going to die at the hands of a psychopathic, meowing dog.
The pressure above me remains, sounds of purrs and rumbles growing deeper into me as if sucking me into the ground below.
With a last effort, I reach up and push at the creature. I wobbles, claws raking their way down my front as it rolls off.
A shriek follows.
Along with the buzz of an alarm clock.
I blink open my eyes as morning dawns, only to find a cat laying across my neck and another glaring at my from my side, licking her blood soaked paws.
Both gaze into my eyes as I realize, I’m not being attacked by a dog, but by a cat.
My own.
With a shrill cry, I am pummeled into oblivion.
Should have gotten a dog.

Aimee, thank you so much for providing us with such fun and detailed answers. I’m sure readers will join me in wishing you much success with Hide & Seek and all your future projects.

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I’ve Been Pimped

My lovely, gorgeous niece, Kayley, has been playing around with a photo software application. The results are so funny, I promised her I’d post them on my blog.

Me as an Na'vi

Me as an Na'vi

 I love this photo. Just a shame it’s not a look I can wear out every day. :-)

Scary Me

Scary Me

 Zombie me is my favourite. I’ll definitely have to use this one as my avatar for Halloween.

Aunt and Niece Looking Sharp

Aunt and Niece Looking Sharp

 I’m not sure this look does either of us any favours. I haven’t worn a brace since I was thirteen.

My Husband

My Husband

 Doesn’t he look dashing? Hands off. He’s all mine!! :-)

 

So which photograph is your favourite?

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